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Davos' Last Stand Flops At The Box Office: The US Is Done With CONVID-19

From Tom Luongo

So Davos’ Last Stand hit theaters a couple of weeks ago. Starring OmicronVID-9/11 as the latest unseen killer this was supposed to be the horror movie of a generation.


Geopolitically, this is the worst opening for a movie since Ishtar.


Sure the overnight preview box office was good. The Dow off 1100 on Opening Day. Gold thwapped. Bitcoin crushed. But then people started talking about the train wreck they’d seen.


The response to OmicronVID-9/11’s performance has been nothing short of hilarious.


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